Bitches can't hang with the streets.

Just wanted to let all of my readers (yes, both of you) know that I will be writing for these fine folks soon. My stuff for April has already been submitted, but I'm not sure when it will be posted. I'll post a direct link once it's up. It feel nice to be doing something that's not part of being a housewife, planning a wedding, or anything to do with work. Lately I've been feeling like if I see one more flower, cake, dirty dish, laundry basket, sales report discrepancy or dirty diaper - I am going to prove the theory of spontaneous combustion. The guy with the power 'stache at Mythbusters is going to be all over that shit.