Creepy Couture

I defy you to find a clothing company relying as heavily on the kitsch of early 80s kiddie p0rn as this one.



Aside from the fact that not some, but ALL of these clothes are intensely hideous - just browsing their web catalog makes me feel unclean. Coming from someone who's had relations in a church van, it's really a strong statement when an ad for bad clothing makes me feel like I should repent. Did I mention that all of the models are dog ugly? It's just another piece of the puzzle that really makes it seem like child p0rn. Really pretty teenagers would never do that. But these girls aren't anything to write home about, and they don't appear to be loved at home, so they must be desperate for validation - even if it's in the form of a money shot behind the Dairy Queen from the guy that owns the bait shop. The girls modeling sunglasses appear not to have washed their faces or hair in weeks. The one with the nice rack? A dude. The one that looks like Denise Richards form a distance? Take a closer look - more like Kathy Ireland with Downs Syndrome.

So, they'll pull an Abercrombie & Fitch Catalog (which you have to subscribe to or be old enough to drive to the mall and pick up) for being "too homo-erotic," but a web-catalog like this is no harm?