Certified Shit Storm

I had some other crap I wanted to post, but first I think I should allow for a recap for any lurkers or strangers visiting.

In the less than two months, I have:

- familiarized myself with the correctional system
- passed a few kidney stones
- filed for divorce

The only thing better than being single again is being a single criminal. Dudes find that irresistable.

The downside is, I'm competely and totally broke - but trying to pick up extra work so I don't lose my house and don't have to get a roommate. When you think about it, if you don't like your roomie, you might as well have stayed married. Chances are, they won't hold down a job and you'll constantly be arguing with them about trivial shit and tricked into babysitting.
The upside is, an incredible weight was lifted from me when my husband left. My thoughts shifted from, "I wish I would get hit by a bus," to "I'll get by just fine," in no time.
My friends have been fabulous, with their letters, cards, phone calls, and gifts of pie and cocktails. I'm a lucky girl.