A message from the ad department

Rejected new products names from the people who brought you, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"

You Call This Yogurt?

It's Really Not That Far-Fetched Egg Substitute

It Could Be Cheese

This Doesn't Even Smell Like Peanut Butter

Eating This Will Soon Become a Dare Deli Cuts

Not Necessarily Newtons

Awaiting FDA Approval-Os

Just a reminder....

That you can get another healthy dose of my sharp wit over at Randomville. This month's special: My review of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN.